Suspicious Sailor

Upon climbing aboard his ship, this guy drew his cutlass and demanded to know your business


Drawing his weapon, he demanded to know what John Fighter and Eve were doing aboard his ship.

John: “Whoa there buddy, calm the hell down! No need for any violence: we’re shipping inspectors!”

Guy (lowering his sword): “Whu… what? Shipping inspectors??”

John: “Yeah. Look, if you don’t believe me, I’ll even show you our orders.” (walks towards him while reaching into pocket)

Guy: ”!”

Guy’s Head: “Hurk! Glurghh!”

John (turning while brandishing bloody dagger and battleaxe): “Anyone ELSE want to see our orders?!?”

Suspicious Sailor

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